Exaggeration Theatre, revisited.....

Monday, 3.3.2008 2300 hrs....5 min. into the "season finale" (I use that term loosely since its more likely its the last episode before 'the strike') of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles...

JB: "This is a surreal world we live in...a world where Brian Austin Green (of 90210 fame) can actually impress me with his portrayal of (spoiler alert) John Connor's uncle & Kyle Reese's bro,
Derek."

Denis: "Yeah....i concur. Anyways, shouldn't that chair collapse when that Terminator sits on it? The thing must weigh 1300-1500 lbs."

JB: "Au contraire', mon frere."

JB (putting his BS cap on): "Cybernetic physiology is alot more sustaining than say, our physiology."

JB (cranking up his BS to 11): "The servo-motors that outfit its limbs and its chassis probably could assume the sitting position and hold said position, with or without a chair."

Denis: "So the sure-fire way....the only way to determine if one is a terminator, by your logic, is to pull out a person's chair (laughs)."

JB: "Totally. Its our equivalent of the 'Salem Witch Trial' test."

Tom (looks at JB): "Don't you dare...."

Denis: "If it falls, set him tall. If it stays, run and pray."

JB (paying more attention to the HDTV): "Oh snaps....that Red Shirt is having sex with said Terminator!"

Tom: "You'd think she'd know the difference."

Denis: "I don't think she cares. Look at that robot go!"

JB: "touche'."